3/26/2012


fuck it, danny brown's adorable

2/26/2012

Santa Explains How to Make Stoner Food

Luv how this dude says, "burrito." I seriously can't believe he's getting paid to explain this shit though. He and Mrs. Claus are gonna smoke a fat one before they stick those rittos down their pie holes.

I gotta give him props for the ham. 

2/21/2012

bad bitch central, check my credentials

raised in the dirty south on trap rap and nurtured on the streets of south philly by fat blunts, 40 oz's, and block parties; a fresh face in the clique, the young based princess manny mugga

snot rocket champion of south philadelphia, 2011
big booty bitches of the broad st line calendar : ms. july 2010

interests include cute stuff, smoothies, and outrunning the cops

OHFUCKYEAH



greetingz earthlingz

slizzzzzzzard here. from my smoke-filled den of iniquity in south philadelphia i will be from now on (and forever more??) a contributing dankroller. so let's see here. i'm a triple pisces. i enjoy scented candles and fresh sneakers. i'm gonna have diabetes soon because i only consume candy and soda. if you don't get down with usher i don't get down with you.

this my shit



that about sums it up (for now) i think.

xoxoxoxoxoxXOX liz

btw i also exist on the internet right ovr hur

2/15/2012

Sammy Schofield...

is an extremely shy woman. When I asked her what she wanted her bio to say she refused to advise me because she is uncomfortable with talking about herself. Well, she is incredible and so is this animation she made. The only thing she did want mentioned is that this is her first stop motion and that every frame was hand drawn. Here ya go (you should fullscreen it because I'm having some formatting issues)!:

2/13/2012

Tanner Hunt...

is a New Jersey native who lives in South Philadelphia and listens to Man is the Bastard. When asked about what he wanted his bio to say he replied, "Um just write 'wet brain/dry skin' and make some shit up make me sound hot." Tanner is extremely hot. He has a big ol' dick and a beautiful facial structure. This is his tribute to Whitney Houston:

This My New Gear

2/12/2012

Wayle

I feel kinda gay for Terry Bozzio when he starts singing: